Madam Speaker,
'Twas the week before Christmas after eight years, the Grinch,
Snuggled warm in his mansion, wondering who next to pinch.
Was it farmers or families or perhaps the first nations?
He needed more money for his friends and vacations.
“If they protest, I'll punish! They have unacceptable views.
I'll force on them lockdowns; they'll watch CBC news.”
As Canadians suffer, “Should we eat; should we heat?”
Their cries did not bother the Grinch's elite.
But up from the opposition benches did appear
A common sense leader with no glasses this year!
“No more scandals, mismanagement, no ethical lapses;
I'll build you more homes and axe carbon taxes.”
Canadians know that our country's not lost,
It's just that these Liberals are not worth the cost.
We have great people, resources and land.
Canadians have culture—our future's not bland.
As he turned and he waved, said, “Canada's best days are a cinch.
It's time to say bye to the tired, mean, old Grinch.
Merry Christmas to Canada—reverse going broke.
Let's hope that next year is a year without “woke”!