I'm glad you brought up the part about the health inspectors.
The Friday before I closed on Saturday, my local health inspector came into the store. I looked at him and laughed. I said, “I guess I have a big target on me.” He asked why. I said, “Well, they're shutting me down.” He said, “Oh well, you don't need me then.” I said, “No, I'm clean. I'd like to have my shop inspected again, as it always has been when you come by every month or every two months.” And it was perfect--a perfect inspection, and I'm being shut down.