Mr. Speaker, the Reform Party came to Ottawa on a power trip last weekend for its first national convention east of the prairies.
Using a decoder, here is a translation of its policies. If you want to speak French, go to Gaspé. If you fear a break-in, get yourself a bazooka. If you catch a kid at the cookie jar, cane him. If you are a woman wanting equal pay, get lost. If you are an immigrant, pay the doctor cash in advance if you please.
God save us from such caring, national unity builders.