Mr. Speaker:
A certain minister of the crown Forgets the simple rule, That requires him to step right down If he has been a fool.
"As heritage minister, I hang my head, I've made a little blunder, Please just clarify the rules a bit Don't tear my world asunder."
For what price do we all place On friendship and loyalty, In Liberal circles there is a space For ministers who think they're royalty.
"Above the rules for mortal men, No way will I resign, Behaviour like this we see again, Who cares if the backbenches whine."
"But when we sat across the floor It was a different story, Now that we sit upon this side We act just like a Tory!"