Mr. Speaker, Canadians may be facing something never seen before: smiling Reformers.
A Reform strategy memo leaked after a so-called brainstorming session has suggested that Reform members should smile more in public. It took 50 staff members and two years of discussions to develop this new and drastic strategy. No doubt its writers had to overcome the following questions: Would anyone recognize a smiling Reformer? How would being happy affect their doom and gloom policies? Would Reformers welcome a happy person into their party?
We know that Reformers may have difficulty adjusting to this smiling theory. Fortunately for them, their leader is not bound to act on this recommendation, but unfortunately for us we will not find the answer to the most important question: Can Reformers smile?