Mr. Speaker, through hard work and determination Reformers have finally made perfect sense of the Liberal's promise to govern with integrity.
First, a cabinet minister can sue the government that employs them provided it does not infringe on the rights of their children to greet the Queen.
Second, $100,000 trips using Challenger jets are justifiable only on the condition that the minister speaks at a northern U.S. ivy league school.
Third, renovation costs exceeding $200,000 are justifiable only if the word turbot falls under the minister's portfolio.
Fourth, if your father is a senator you are fair game, but if your son-in-law works for Power Corp., back off.
Fifth, taxpayer funded, gold plated pensions for life are justifiable because MPs make less money than the worst player on the Ottawa Senators.
Now that Reformers have made perfect sense of Liberal ethics and integrity we will focus our attention on understanding Liberal math.