Mr. Speaker, here are the ten most often heard phrases at the Liberal Party convention this weekend.
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Policy? What policy? We're here to party.
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I can't speak to that resolution. I forgot the Liberal Party script back in my hotel room.
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Hello, are you a regular party delegate, or are you a lobbyist?
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Let's not offer Quebecers a better Canada. Let's just try to buy their support.
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How do you get that boot polish off your tongue?
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I know that gagging sound will go away, just keep forcing that distinct society down their throats.
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The minister of youth didn't actually do anything wrong. She just made a mistake when she bought a fur coat on her government credit card.
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Will that be Chablis or Chardonnay?
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Liberals believe that Canadians don't need or deserve tax relief.
And the number one most heard phrase at the Liberal Party convention this weekend was the Minister of Finance repeating: "I want to be Prime Minister. I want to be Prime Minister. Pleeease let me be Prime Minister".