Mr. Speaker, I feel very sad today. One of my deepest dreams, one of my main goals in life was to play bingo with the Leader of the Opposition at Stornoway.
In the past I believed the Leader of the Opposition when he proposed that great passe-temps.
My dream almost became reality when he spent over $60,000 to redecorate that place.
But now I am depressed. The man who proclaimed himself l'homme du peuple, the populist, wants to be alone.
He decided to build a huge fence around Stornoway to isolate himself so nobody would bother him. The Leader of the Opposition can't stand people anymore.
We should organize a chain letter to make him change his mind, but I think that won't work. Stornoway will never be the same.