Mr. Speaker, I rise today to bring to the attention of the House an impending tragedy.
The grassroots movement known to us affectionately as the Reform Party is undergoing a major transition. Armed with a newly renovated house, designer suits and hair styles that change shade more often than mood rings, the Reform Party is quickly becoming the very demon it was created to slay.
The Reform leader now has an insulated work boot planted firmly in the oil patch and is attempting to stretch a Gucci shoe to the boardrooms of Toronto.
I suggest that we put the Commons health services on full alert because there is not enough A535 on the planet to soothe the ideological groin pull that is going to result from this, not to mention the ankle sprain as they fall off their soap box.