Mr. Speaker, in advance of the federal budget I feel it is my duty to warn Canadians of the top 10 pick up lines that Liberals will use to try to seduce the Canadian voters.
Pick up line number 10: I'll show you my ethics only if you'll show me yours.
Pick up line number 9: Red book? Don't talk about the red book. Let's not spoil the moment.
Pick up line number 8: Hey baby, let's regulate.
Pick up line number 7: Will you wear red for me?
Pick up line number 6: What do I stand for? Well, what would you like to hear?
Pick up line number 5: If you don't like my principles, I promise I'll change.
Pick up line number 4: Honest, I'll pay you your CPP later.
Pick up line number 3: Respect you in the morning? Heck, I don't even respect you now.
Pick up line number 2: Pardon me, can I give you a grant?
And the number 1 pick up line that Liberals will use to try to seduce the voter is: Trust me, I've never taxed anyone before.