Mr. Speaker,
Have you heard that the Pied Piper is back? But this time he has a new tack, No pipes or sweet tunes, Instead tales of great boons, Yet where is the relief from tax?
Zero deficit is his sweet call, But he is still not divulging all, For while the call is to play, Canadians must still pay, And hope in vain for their windfall.
While he sings of finance reborn, St. Albert is still so forlorn, “No new toys” are their cries, “Tax relief, not new buys, Mr. Piper, won't you listen to Reform?”
And so, I bid you beware, Of the piper of finance, if you dare, His song is so nice, But you had better look twice, Or you may end up in tax despair.