Mr. Speaker, the Senate seems to be having some difficulty trying to rid itself of absent Andy, so I may suggest 10 innovative ways to clean out the patronage trough at the other place.
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Make all airline tickets to Mexico one way only.
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Just do an honest job evaluation.
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Cut off the supply of Geritol.
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Cut off the supply of alcohol.
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Stewed prunes.
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Take away the senators' crayons.
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Allow the bells to ring during nap time.
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Make them try to justify their existence to an ordinary taxpayer.
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When we are talking about “attends” we are not talking about a brand name.
And the No. 1 way to clean up the Senate: elections, elections, elections.