Mr. Speaker, it is now official: Lucien Bouchard has approved a Reform-Sovereignist alliance.
Here is the constitutional menu for this evening.
The appetizer will be Sovereign-Reform membership cards; the main dish, constitutional cookies with green and blue chips, in which not even Mr. Christie would be interested; a salad with Reform vinegar dressing; but no meat to sink your teeth into, because the plan lacks any content.
And the masters of ceremony are none other than the internationally renowned comedians Preston Duceppe and Gilles Manning.