Mr. Speaker, here are the top ten reasons why the Prime Minister thinks it is a good idea to spend 80,000 taxpayer dollars on a security system for his summer cottage.
Number ten, it only represents the total taxes paid by four Canadian families for an entire year.
Number nine, it is essential since eventually even the Prime Minister runs out of pepper spray.
Number eight, there are not enough registered Inuit carvings to protect himself.
Number seven, his homeless friend is okay with it.
Number six, it was already budgeted in the price of the Shawinigan canoe museum.
Number five, it costs no more than another unelected senator.
Number four, unlike the senator at least it does not go to Mexico in the wintertime.
Number three, hep C victims will understand his priority spending.
Number two, it is a national unity thing, everyone in Canada thinks it is a stupid idea.
The number one reason why the Prime Minister thinks it is a good idea to spend 80,000 taxpayer dollars on a security system? Heck a dollar is really only 65 cents so it is not that much. Really.