Mr. Speaker,
The outlook isn't bright for Canadians today, For Yankees are stealing the game that Canuckers love to play. On every front they rob us, south the talent flows, Thanks in part to Liberals, who tax us through the nose. Great multitudes of fans are deep in despair, Tired of the Yashin types spewing thick pompous air. Yet on a different front, a battle has started to brew, Where a true Canadian stands alone to fight for me and you. There is a man from Brantford, waging an ice age war, To return what might be lost, and perhaps even more. It's Jimmy “Iceman” MacNeil, who guides the Brantford Zamboni, Taking on a Detroit Yank, who couldn't ice bologna. One Zamboni driver, will triumph from this fight, The winner will ice the surface, on NHL All-Star night. Jimmy needs your votes; he needs them now today, Canadians vote at Zamboni.com where you can have your say. Choose the brave Canadian, not the American fat cat, For Canadian pride will swell again if we let Jimmy ice the mat.