Mr. Speaker:
There once was a party named Reform, Representing anything but the norm, So to find their roots, They've put on their boots, And the united alternative was born.
It seems the first meeting will be the last, Although the weekend should be a blast, It's off to Ottawa they go, Sadly looking for Joe, But stuck with the same old cast.
Many will go to the ball, Including two Tories in all, And to observe this mess, The Liberals send their best, Who will likely go up the wall.
“To unite, to fight”, Is the cry of the right, They will work through the night, Many will get tight, And they will awake with the same old plight.
So on Monday morn, We'll see a brand new Reform, With hangovers in tow, Missing their leader and Joe, And Canada will surely not mourn.