Mr. Speaker,
It was a weekend to forget And while Reformers did fret The Tories said, “We won't unite” For them, Reform is too far right Canadians agree—you can bet. The pollsters, the pundits all Talked for hours about the call From leader to leader it went But Joe ignored the event On Reform it did cast a pall So it's back to the west Reform sends their best From talk show to talk show Their leader did blow With no success and little zest Now it's back to the board For the motley Reform hoard Who will search on and on For that magic wand To fool Canadians, who are bored. It's the same old crew— A pollster who asks—would you vote for a Jew? Against immigrants, refugees and all Unless of course, they bring money to the ball Reform is Reform—and that's all.