Mr. Speaker, I am pleased to announce that my great riding of Renfrew—Nipissing—Pembroke is home to the Viagra capital of Canada.
The Pfizer plant in the town of Arnprior will be the only Viagra packaging and distribution centre in the country. This is tremendous uplifting news for all men who have experienced dysfunctional problems. I can already picture a number of prescriptions for opposition members, a dysfunctional group if I have ever seen one. According to doctors the psychological benefits of Viagra include improving one's self-esteem and strengthening relationships.
The leaders of the Reform and Conservative Parties are certainly in dire need of an urgent remedy for their ongoing political impotence. A Viagra prescription would improve their strained relationship and inject much needed self-esteem in all their depressed members who have been limp, listless and lugubrious for many years.
Also, the Bloc Quebecois leader had better make sure all his people get a healthy dose of Viagra too, so that they will have the vigour to stand up and understand that Canada is the greatest country in the world.