Mr. Speaker, we found the top 10 reasons why no one can tell where the member for LaSalle—Émard stands on Kyoto.
Reason No. 10: He believes that taking two or three positions on a single issue is a good way to address the democratic deficit.
Reason No. 9: When one raise $100,000 a night from big business, one is a little reluctant to bite the hand that buys, I mean feeds one.
Reason No. 8: Canada Steamship Lines would have to park some ships.
Reason No. 7: At the very least, CSL would have to stop emptying its oily bilges into the oceans.
Reason No. 6: What the heck, they should stop polluting anyway.
Reason No. 5: Oh silly me, I forgot, Canada Steamship Lines registers its vessels offshore so it really does not apply to them.
Reason No. 4: He thinks an implementation plan means how to change the locks at 24 Sussex Drive.
Reason No. 3: He has lost his magic decoder ring and he cannot understand the fine print.
Reason No. 2: Perhaps he does not trust Kyoto because he knows in the PMO.
And Reason No. 1: He is reluctant to take a stand, even though he knows we are right, because he does not want to vote with the Alliance yet again. It just kills him. He cannot handle it.