Mr. Speaker,
Monday is the byelectionSo let me give voters some direction.For Conservative voters it's really the pitsFour Tory MPs have now crossed to the Grits.So if you vote for either you'll be sorryCuz Liberal-Tory, same old story.And now the Tories are even more confusingTheir candidate in Perth has been wildly musing.He must be a very interesting man Because he's accused the Alliance of a very strange plan:To send secret messages during debatesTo the Alliance candidate.Tory tinfoil hats must be on too tightAnd now more strange Tory things are coming to light.Tories say they aren't guilty of the firearms messAll those Tory senators were forced, I guess,To vote for Bill C-68.Their votes were vital but now it's too late,Their record on guns is the same as the Libs,They can't hide that fact with Conservative fibs.Vote for either and you'll be sorryCuz Liberal-Tory, same old story.Voters heed this advice and show defianceOn Monday vote Canadian Alliance.