Mr. Speaker, I have a little Christmas song to sing, even though I am losing my voice:
Pipelines to the east,
Not happening today
$10 million dollar cheques,
Our veterans have to pay.
Small businesses are hit,
More tax Grits spend away
Oh what pain it is,
To sing this Liberal song today.
Hey....
Jingle bells,
Something smells
Deficits run away
How sad it is to ruin
The middle class today.
Hey!
Jingle bells,
Cash for Access sells,
Your wallet paves the way
You can have a minister
If only you can pay.
Hey
Aussies sell us jets,
They can't give away
And let's not forget
Phoenix doesn't pay.
Hey.
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Tories will save the day,
Oh what fun...
It sure will be...
Seeing Liberals go away.