Mr. Speaker, With voting just one year away
I though it was time to re-play
All the promises broken
While people are toking
So the Liberals get voted away
I'll start with the latest denial
That keeps one navy man from fair trial
And then there's the scams
That's related to clams
And I'll add several more to the pile
Those tiny wee debts that became
Huge spending with Liberals to blame
No end is in sight
Of their deficit plight
Unless voters or CBC take aim
Their carbon tax lie is the worst
You can tell that they've really rehearsed
But it won't fix a thing
Just a Liberal cha-Ching
To take from the taxpayers first
I certainly don't have the time
To list all ill deeds in this rhyme
I've just got a minute
But Conservatives will win it
And then life will be just sublime
We'll balance the budget you'll see
And restore the economy
With help top of mind
For all peoplekind
To bring Canada prosperity
In the House of Commons on October 24th, 2018. See this statement in context.