Mr. Speaker,
'Twas the week before Christmas and I must admit,
Thirty hours was a long time to sit.
But Liberals prevailed on behalf of the masses,
While Tories stepped back and sat on their hands.
On the other side we witness a continuing saga.
Diefenbaker's party looks much more like MAGA.
I know they have been challenged by a leader's swinging door,
But they think they have struck gold with leader number four.
They gave him a makeover with etiquette classes,
Pumped up his chest and took off his glasses,
But no matter the issue they put on the docket,
We still persevere with the Dippers in our pocket.
This marriage of convenience might seem like a rental,
But because of this deal, Canadians got dental.
In that glorious moment, I looked up and saw
Not a lick of support from the Bloc Québécois.
But now it is time to return to our ridings
And share with our friends the best Christmas tidings.
Mr. Speaker, I know you will hate to see us go.
If you think of us over Christmas, please do not send us a video.