Madam Speaker,
The Charter of Freedoms and Rights
Is now in a whole bunch of fights
From Religion to Speech
Libs extended their reach
And the courtrooms are full of their plights
Let us start with the censorship bills
C-11 and 18 are the pills
That restrict what we see
And take down if they don't agree
Against all Canadians' wills
And then let's go on to the guns
That sports shooters will use just for fun
They'll put in a ban
While the crooks to a man
Will keep theirs while charges are none.
The privacy rights of us all
Will be toast if their bill doesn't fall
C-27 won't aid
Our European trade
If it doesn't comply with their call
And this is the end of my rhyme
Because I've just run out of time
Or for sure there'd be more
I could say on this score
Our rights I'll protect, they're sublime.