Mr. Speaker,
'Twas the month before Christmas, and all through the House
Nothing was moving, not even a mouse.
The slush fund had given the money away
To Liberal insiders who all got the pay.
Four hundred million went right out the door,
And the papers we need might even show more.
But Liberals will not put those docs in the mail,
Because someone is certainly going to jail.
The ministers who owned even part of the scheme
May end up again on the orange pyjamas team.
The scandals, corruption and schemes of this year
Have not gone unnoticed by Santa, my dear.
The naughty list is full of Liberal wrongdoing,
And certainly more sketchy deeds will be brewing.
But we on the nice list are here to defend
And bring to our country ideas to mend.
From axing the tax to stopping the crime,
We will build us the homes and fix the budget in time.
And so on towards the election on carbon tax we go,
While Christmas is coming, along with the snow.
And so what I would say to each one, if I might,
Is Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.