Mr. Speaker,
They tore up our deal. They started to gloat,
But guess what happened on the next confidence vote.
Supply management and seniors, the Bloc has lots to say—
I don't really understand, Mr. Speaker, je ne parle pas français.
To calm caucus rebels, we cut the GST,
A small Christmas gift from the Liberals and me.
Groceries are high. There's trouble with the mail,
But we still have a chance to win Cloverdale.
Now, Mr. Speaker, it's not a contest, so I don't mean to brag,
But it's only our leader whose name is on a flag.
One final thought though, Canada ain't broke.
Though I will admit we may be a bit woke.
Mr. Speaker, colleagues, merry Christmas and happy holidays, too.
May we all get a Christmas card from a Randy or two.