Procedure and House Affairs committee  Well, no, you don't.

Procedure and House Affairs committee  You don't.

Procedure and House Affairs committee  Okay.

Procedure and House Affairs committee  I've never run there yet.

Procedure and House Affairs committee  Call a by-election.

Procedure and House Affairs committee  For the third time in my career.

Procedure and House Affairs committee  Okay.

Procedure and House Affairs committee  Yes, People laughed at me when I said I could get elected and retire the next day.

Procedure and House Affairs committee  All right. If I get elected provincially, I can do something and retire the next day. If I get elected federally, I can do something and retire the next day—and globally, too. For prime minister of the planet, I'm the only declared candidate. What is it? How do I get 20 signature

Procedure and House Affairs committee  With elections becoming computerized—and I'm an electrical engineer—

Procedure and House Affairs committee  I provided a written one that you will get, once it's translated—

Procedure and House Affairs committee  —but it's more fun if you can hear me, I'm sure. Thank you.

Procedure and House Affairs committee  A famous dictator once said that those who count the votes matter. With elections becoming computerized—and I'm an electrical engineer—hacking becomes inevitable, except for no-fraud ballot receipts. If I can get a receipt for every coffee I buy, why can't I get a receipt for

Procedure and House Affairs committee  How else are you ever going to hear about a new idea? Right now, to be on the debate, you have to be from one of the major parties they see all the time, who you know don't have new ideas.

Procedure and House Affairs committee  As I'm running right now in a Chicoutimi by-election hoping to get in here like you guys, and I'm also running in tomorrow's provincial by-election, and I'm also running for Brantford mayor, that's a hat trick. It's the third hat trick in my career, which is elections 1994, 1995,