From a technical perspective, any faking of sickness could in theory be a malingering charge, but again, I'm not aware in my 29 years of experience of a malingering charge being laid for somebody claiming that they had the flu one morning.
Malingering tends to be, as reflected by Parliament's identification of the maximum punishment that can be imposed, as engaging serious circumstances.... So again, theoretically, could it be charged? Yes. Have I ever seen it charged in minor circumstances? No. In fact, we don't do a lot of malingering charges. It's not a significant problem within the--