Mr. Speaker:
This statement is about the word The word that may not be heard It's a word really common Except with the brahmin
The word L-I-E is not free It is bound by the House SOP For in this house of repute The rules make us mute
The Prime Minister may prevaricate In front of Canadians so variate But it's all self-deception If he misjudges their reception
When he tells campaign stories That could be writ by the Tories He can later deny, And say twas not I
He said we'll kill the GST An abomination from Mulroney But if we find that we can't We'll just let people rant
If I do what isn't a word I'll deny till all is absurd The public won't die If this guy who is shy Is found to be telling a shmy.