Mr. Speaker, following the revelation that there are 1,000 convicts at large in this country we have come to the conclusion that there must be 50 ways to leave your jailer.
You can slip through the cracks, Jack, Break out of the can, Stan, You don't need to be coy, Roy, it's not hard to get free.
You can hop on the bus, Gus, And get lost when you can, man, And you don't need a key, Lee, to set yourself free.
You can walk through the gate, Nate, Or hitch a free ride, Clyde, There are so many ways, Jay, To set yourself free.
You won't have to kill, Phil, Because the system is lax, Jack, And there's no locks to pick, Dick, To get out on the street.
In no time you'll be gone, John, Say goodbye with a wave, Dave, You don't even need luck, Chuck, To walk away from the clink.
Forget the RCMP, G. They have no funding in B.C., It's so easy to get free, Under Lawrence MacAulay.