Mr. Speaker, on this day in history, May 5, 1986, the TV series The Love Boat docked for the very last time, but it seems the Liberal government is working on its sequel.
Let us see. Well, we certainly have the pleasure boat. Canada Steamship Lines is riding high, collecting a reported $161 million of taxpayer money.
Prime minister, Captain Stubing, is making Canadians seasick with his toing and froing about when to call the election.
Meanwhile, the always friendly ship's crew is busying handing out freebies to Liberal passengers on the Earnscliffe deck.
And health minister, Doc Bricker, with all that hair, might just be more charming than effective. From day to day his health care policies range all the way from port to starboard.
Oh look, it is time for a $100 million sponsorship break.
And now we are back. All aboard. Our good ship Liberal lollipop seems headed for rough electoral waters.
Whoa. It looks like the member from Hamilton is our first woman overboard. Was she pushed by the captain? Surely not. Anchors away.
It seems this Liberal love boat has run aground on fantasy island.