'Twas 12 days before Christmas, almost time to head home
But first we'll endure that Cape Bretoner's poem
But before he gets up and makes fun of us Tories
We get to stand up and tell our Christmas story.
The Liberals have had quite a fall, it's been swell
To see all their plans go to Morneau Shep-Hell.
They went after our farmers and small business owners
While protecting their ass-ets, and their wealthy friend donors
And they sometimes forget, 'cause it's easy to do
When you're counting your villas - was it 1, 3, or 2?
There've been some big changes for us around here.
We have a new leader, and for us it is clear
That he's younger, and taller, more virile and sharper
Than the current PM, and he smiles more than Harper.
He works hard for our party, starts each day before dawn
And the best part of all is he keeps his shirt on
He has no Mercedes, no fortune, no nannies
But he's such a nice man, he connects with the grannies.
Yes, in 2019 it will be quite a fight.
But till then, merry Christmas, and to all, a safe flight.