Mr. Speaker,
'Twas the last sitting week before Christmas
And who knew?
That Cuzner's Christmas poem tradition
Would be assumed by a Jew.
But whether we light the menorah
Or a big Christmas tree,
Parliamentarians are asking for presents
On that, we agree.
For our Conservative colleagues
I know today has been a shock.
In the spirit of the holidays
l will go straight to the Bloc.
And for the Bloc leader, flush with success
For Mr. Claus he had but one request.
When flying over Quebec, please remove that red suit.
It is a religious symbol and ugly, to boot.
For the NDP, pharmacare was on the list.
It is supported by the government, but they have requested a twist.
They asked Santa, who is known for passing out candy,
To put dental care on the agenda. Would that not be dandy?
And when it comes to our PM
We know what he wants, all being equal,
No more hot mikes
And a new Star Wars sequel.
I wish all members some holiday cheer.
Enjoy your family and friends, and maybe some beer.
And when we come back in January, let us see the light,
Let us work together for Canadians and let us get it right.