Mr. Speaker, the ghost of Cuzner past haunts us still on both sides of the aisle.
'Twas just before Christmas and the six-week long break,
Which after six days of hard work, all we members must take.
The PM could not nestle all snug in his bed
Any time the election replayed in his head.
In votes he'd come second but of seats he'd won most
He had new-found love for first-past-the post.
Far more voters had liked the Conservative pitch
But we got fewer seats, which is just such a—let down.
The Bloc had 32 members including our Dean,
Who seems like he's been here since 1915.
New Dems really miss Layton's vote-winning flair.
They may even miss Thomas Mulcair.
We're glad to be joined by our dear friends the Greens,
Three MPs from two coasts. Sadly, no in-betweens.
An independent MP is now here from B.C.,
Who's got plenty to say about SNC.
In a minority perhaps the best give we can give,
Is if we all learn to live and let live.