Mr. Speaker, 'Tis the last sitting week before Christmas
And one thing unites the nation.
We all heartily dislike the scourge of inflation.
It has been quite the year.
Who ever thought we would see
Our very own Prime Minister
Singing “Bohemian Rhapsody”?
A different Queen passed away,
Leading to great lamentation
But her death was quickly followed
By [the opposition leader's] coronation.
The previous leader moved on
With barely a ripple
And now Conservatives can unite
Behind “triple, triple, triple”.
The Bloc's asking Santa for only one thing
They really don't want to take an oath to the King
I join the NDP as it wishes to
Change our laws
To get rid of the pre-emptive use
Of the notwithstanding clause.
And as for the Greens
Their leadership has created quite the fuss
Because their very own
Has lasted a thousand times longer than Truss.
With Hanukkah, Christmas and festive times
About to occur,
I wish all my colleagues and Canadians
A happy and healthy new year.