Madam Speaker,
It's not for me to rock the boat,
But what's the deal on last week's vote?
We won the thing, so I won't gloat
But Robert Fife, I'd like to quote:
He spoke about some sneaky deeds
Where two were, hiding in the weeds,
Which served the Tories voting needs
“Embarrassing!”—the headline reads.
Their outline makes it all but certain
The two that hid behind the curtain,
With a snap election, they were flirtin'
Credibility shot, their polling hurtin'!
They tried to blame it on the app,
But fact and fiction showed a gap!
The answers shared were all over the map
It sounds like just a pile of...inconsistencies!
So what it is, I'll try to say
Next time try to make your way,
Into the House, and make our day
By voting for the BIA!