Mr. Speaker,
In this week before Christmas, one might wonder why
Write a poem at all, and not just use AI.
AI knows meter and rhyme and all their uses
Can make Clement Moore's verse sound like Dr. Seuss's.
AI seems to do everything better than you can,
Flies drones and drives safer than a real human.
Its advantage in word search is very well sealed.
It found me 29 words that rhyme with “Brookfield”.
But there are things too bizarre for AI to know,
Like what draws Katy Perry to Justin Trudeau.
You can ask, but AI can't give you directions
Why Jagmeet Singh lasted through three elections.
And AI can't explain to me or to you
Why the Grits won't vote to support their own MOU.
Some places there are, where AI just can't fudge it.
It's going to take humans to balance the budget.
Which is why this poem was still written by me
(But the partisan bits are from ChatGPT).