Mr. Speaker,
Seems the opposition leader finds himself in a jam
When yesterday he referred to “green eggs and ham”.
Now, over on this side, we don't think it's a crime
To talk about politics in the form of a rhyme.
And to tell you the truth, we were starting to fret
Since the leadership review, he's been missing the net.
After his brilliant appearance on air with Joe Rogan
He's been unable to land even one catchy slogan.
He's often accused of being a Trumper
Cuz his policy depth fits on a car bumper.
He scores well with bots, the streamers and trolls
But his numbers are like Trump's when it comes to the polls.
So in a gesture of kindness, we'll try to be nice
We'd like to keep him as leader, so here's some advice:
Don't try to talk tough, or be awkwardly formal
Surrender yourself, and just try to act normal.