Mr. Speaker, our very talented research team has compiled a comprehensive file on Norway, and it is information to share with the Prime Minister. We do this because there are rumours he might travel all the way across Sussex Drive to Rideau Hall in the very near future.
The Prime Minister should inform his navigator that he does not wish to visit the Governor General at Norway Bay. It is a very pleasant community, but lacks an air strip to accommodate the Challenger.
He could, however, agree to meet her for breakfast at the Norway Spruce Bed and Breakfast in Ontario.
He should avoid travel to New Norway, Alberta, because he would not be welcome there.
We would advise him to avoid Norway House for the same reason.
While he is touring, he might want to study some Norway spruce trivia. It is the fastest growing member of the spruce family.
He should know that in Norway there is a Society for Barefoot Living. It boasts a national membership of six, but only four members are listed publicly. He should be come the seventh member of the Society for Barefoot Living because after the next election, he will discover that he has been knocked right out of his boots.